Significantly less phallic imagery on the front cover of this issue than the last time a Chaos Marine was on the cover, probably because it’s backed up by a Great Unclean one.
GW bumps up their retail presence to 15 stores in the UK and one in the US. Trish and Aly Morrison form Marauder miniatures and the first Games Workshop will soon launch in Scotland.
Dave Langford writes a farewell to his Critical Mass column. Like I said in my last review this is due to Dave losing interest in reviewing these sci fi and fantasy books rather than a cynical attempt by the editors to cut this article out of the magazine and replace it with more advertising as many people would think. Ultimately he will be replaced with Dave Pringle from Interzone for a few issues until the article vanishes completely.
In the mail order section we have Realm of Chaos – Slaves to Darkness – the full book and a book covering the Golden Demon winners in 1988 as touched on last issue, I hope I can pick these up from eBay and review them as well. There is also an advert for Combat Cards plastic scenic Craters for Rogue Trader and some Warhammer fantasy and Roleplay supplements. As for models, there is the box of 18 metal Harlequins for £9.99 which is a good deal if you consider that was the cost of the 20 RTB01 Space Marines when they came out.
Speaking of Harlequins, here is the army list including a section on looted vehicles and robots (using the rules from a few issues ago) which are programmed to “dance” alongside the Harlequins in performances. This sounds like a Daft Punk concert. Though the idea sounds ridiculous I get the impression they just wanted to use whatever models were lying around to play games with.
Next we are introduced to Ork Boar Boyz in a pretty detailed 5 page article on them including rules, a story a map and a glossary of Orc vocabulary.
Next up rules for armed racing in Dark Future, including a table for a power to weight ratio. If this interests you try Formula D, the board game about Formula 1 race cars that uses various different dice to simulate your gear changes.
Then, boom, out of the blue we get a one page advert of sketches for Adeptus Titanicus first edition, the game that is a precursor to Epic. I will be going into more detail about this in later reviews.
Realm of Chaos gives us some pictures of Fleshhounds and the extremely spindly Bloodletter models as well as the Daemonettes and the super creepy looking Fiends of Slannesh which looked like a human / goat / scorpion hybrid. Next there were unpainted Juggernauts of Khorne which looked like children’s toys and an all metal Eldar Jetbike with a very droopy prow.
BloodBowl pitch variants and alternate balls leads us into a preview of Warhammer Armies the supplement that allowed balanced forces to be fielded by players.
A solo adventure for Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, oh the jokes I could use here about sole adventuring would cut to the bone. It actually looks pretty good with a choose your own adventure vibe and 116 possible locations to visit. I’ve long thought these kinds of adventures could be revived in the modern age, I can only think of one example in Destiny Quest who published a few huge books on the subject. You can’t knock the amount of effort that went into producing something like this
Realm of Chaos gets its second article this month with a background piece on Chaos Beastmen and their affiliation with the different gods of Chaos like Khorne and Nurgle, i imminently turned to the part where they described Slanneshi Beastmen but found only that they have pastel shades of fur. Boo.
There is a small article on the 40k craters and how to use them in games as if you needed any help, and then we are into Eavy Metal which this month is 4 pages of painted showcase models. The letters pages is the last article before 5 consecutive adverts. The Oscar Wilde Eldar Dreadnought is excellent.
This is of interest to you in 2016 because:
- Last ever Critical Mass
- Yet more Harlequins
- A Choose Your Own Adventure in the Warhammer World
- Yet more Chaos content